Hotties For Ron Paul Calendar
Out of an extraordinary bang of sex, liberty and freedom has emerged the Hotties For Ron Paul Calendar. And I strongly suggest you stop what you are doing right this second and place an order : HOTTIES FOR RON PAUL CALENDAR.
Don't delay--supplies are limited, and I know sales will be brisk at the Tea Party:
The calendar's creator, Juliet Annerino, a hottie with flaming Thomas Jefferson hair, was nice enough to ask me to pose. And wow was I honored to be invited to hook up with the smokin' hot libertarian chicks she had put together.
But alas, I reluctantly declined, and the reason why is one of the reasons we need more libertarian-minded people in public office.
I now live quietly in the Sonaran Desert in Southern Arizona. Arizona is full of recent immigrants. And the recent influx of immigrants have caused a lot of problems. But, I am not talking about Mexicans.
The freedom-loving libertarian frontier of Barry Goldwater has been hijacked by Red Meat Assholes, Dumb Young White Guys, Migrant Reactionary Snowbags and screeching Bible Bangers. Just last week the Sheriff of Maricopa County, Joe Arpaio, perhaps the biggest clown on the planet, was elected most fascinating Arizonian of 2007.Every single day, America's Goofiest Sheriff is in the news, usually over the violation of one or two people's constitutional rights..
But the dumbass segment of Arizona loves him. They favor puritanical fascism.If I was to appear in the Ron Paul Calendar I know the mean forces of moral righteousness would be unleashed on me. A high school teacher in Gilbert, Arizona was forced to resign because she did a cheerleading demonstration for her class and assigned a book a little more racey than Winnie the Poo.
They forced the Victoria's Secret outlet in the Gilbert Mall to remove the posters they nonchalantly hang in every other mall in America.
The final straw was when one of the local TV stations did an expose on Arizona teachers on MySpace. Nothing shocking was found, but there was a lot of “unprofessional behavior.” An official from the department of education, who appeared to have a large saguaro up his ass, vowed to get to the bottom of it
I promptly edited out that part of the profile which listed my occupation. It was only a matter of time before some enterprising reporter stumbled upon it. Even though I have disclosed the blog to my supervisors, I know with that calendar, the shit would hit the fan.
It is all quite sad, and Barry Goldwater is surely rolling in his grave.
But that is why you must get a copy of the calendar.
Of course, in addition to freedom, there are those things like peace, liberty and prosperity as well:
Besides, we all know libertarian girls are the hottest:
And the calendar makes a great stocking stuffer:
Ahhh— the sweet sight of liberty.
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posted by Becky C. at
1:20 AM
9 Comments:
I'm not quite as radical as you are, but I can appreciate most of what you have to say.
The sheriff you mention has always made me more than a little uncomfortable. I just don't understand the need to be such a hard-ass jerk.
And when it comes to those who want to make the whole world conform to their sense of morals and decency, just don't even get me started.
Tar Heel Ramblings
I love Arizona and hate to see anything harm it. If I used calendars, I'd buy one of those "hottie" ones. I'll be at the party tomorrow.
Me-radical??? I thought I was reasonable and moderate.
Seriously, the agenda of Ron Paul was pretty much a mainstream part of the Republican Party platform only 30 years ago. It is a testament to how far things have drifted that he is now considered a kook for saying it. And it is really quite sad.
~Becky
I was at the local gas station and there was a little mini-cooper there with a picture of Joe Arpaio on the back.
It said - "Just say no to Joe - You drink - We'll drive."
Appearnetly they throw a little street-legal scooter in the trunk of your car, drive you home and ride the scooter back - all to save you from having to visit with Sheriff Joe.
(America's Most Googled Sheriff.)
I see that Vincent Wright was just here reading right before me. That is a testimony to your greatness.
I love that you are in Arizona now. We need lots more like you here.
Sheriff Joe IS the man.
Down here in New Zealand we need a man like him to keep the detritus off the streets and punish them for what they have done.
Consequences for actions people, if you don't know that basic human and moral tenant then you have to be taught it.
Simple as that.
Freedom is number one but remember, your freedom ends when it impinges upon mine.
Sheriff Joe teaches that basic idea to the riff raff that he oversees.
Darren,
Sorry,
Sheriff Joe is a horse's ass and has done nothing to reduce crime. He once commissioned the University of Arizona to do a study on the recidivism rate of criminals who had gone through his jail. The idea being that the pink underwear, green mystery meat, etc. would, of course, reduce repeat offenders. The study found that it had no effect. Facts are often a troublesome thing for people like the Sheriff of Maricopa County. Of course, Arpaio refused to pay for it. So they sued the county--and it was just another one of the millions of dollars paid out every year due to his antics.
I really don't care about his pink underwear and that kind of crap, it is even amusing in an Archie Bunker kind of way--though it is a bit embarrassing for the state and the country. What I object to is his flagrant violation of the constitution on a daily basis.
Like last fall when he arrested the editor of a newspaper that was critical of him as part of a secret grand jury investigation, which was quickly shut down after this guffaw. And there is little doubt the county will have to pony up a few million to the editor.
His most recent antic was, when he was one million dollars over budget, four months into the fiscal year and he decided to reduced lawyer visits to inmates awaiting trial. One of these guys was on trial for his life and could not meet with his attorneys. Not only is this flagrantly unconstitutional, it would have ended up costing the county millions. Any federal court would have overtured a conviction under those circumstances, and they would be back to square one--a few million dollars later.
Those damn activists courts intervened on that one. But the Sheriff is wasting some money appealing the court's order--and the Young Dumb White Guys et al love it cos he is being tough on criminals.
He is a blowbag and dangerous--and totally ineffective. Phoenix is one of the most crime ridden cities I have ever seen, and I have lived in several major cities around the world. That is why I wonder why Sheriff Joe is putting so much time and money into doing federal enforcement of immigration laws, when every day the police blotter is full of horrific and horrendous crimes, at least one of which would make the top ten crimes of the year in New York or LA.
Darren, guys like you are actually more dangerous than those who are just openly fascists. With someone like a Nazi or the Klan, we know where they stand and can deal with it.. But folks like you pretend that freedom is important--however there is always that big "But..." that is the problem.
~Becky
it's probably a smart thing to not have done the calendar. but it makes me sad! you know you'd have been my favorite pin-up.
but yes, seeing all the evidence you've provided of those weird, harridan, conservative freaks living in your neck o' the woods, seriously, it's smart to have abstained.
in the meantime, i'll just have to scrunch my eyes up tightly and use my imagination to conjure an image of you in nothing but a "ron paul 2008" bumper sticker.
*dreamy sigh*
;)
xoxox
--abbagirl
Okay, so the Constitution says a criminal has a right to meet with his attorney, and because it's written there we have to respect it whether we like it or not.
So far, I'm with ya.
And THEN, there's some other law on the books and Sheriff Joe busts someone for breaking it, for that you think he's a big jerk.
And then we have OTHER laws that say if you're an illegal alien, you shouldn't be here. If you're a student on a temporary visa and you overstay it, you need to get the paperwork done or else leave. And if you have some grass in your possession you're breaking a federal law.
Those laws DON'T COUNT...
...and then if you're a legal citizen who's actually got a right to be in the country, and you move in on Becky's turf but you're a "red meat asshole" or a "dumb young white guy" or a "screeching bible ranger" -- that last one is a laugh, those people really DO have a right guaranteed by the Constitution to do exactly what they do -- there's something terribly wrong about you being able to go where you want to go, in the country. It's the girl in short shorts, you see. She doesn't like it.
Don't mean to pick on ya, doll, it's just got to do with your weak arguments. You'd be able to make them so much more convincing, if only they rested on an intellectual foundation beyond your personal dislikes of things. You're actually off into the territory of preaching at us that legal things ought not be, and that things that aren't legal, should be, just because you'd like it like that. And then you rant away about the "Constitution." But only after engaging in some stuff that...if the skin colors were only reversed...nobody would be able to argue the point, that it's just plain ol' nasty racism.
Darren is worse than the Nazis or the KKK just because he argues against having complete anarchy? Reality check -- who's the one saying people shouldn't be able to move in wherever they want, just because they're WHITE?
Can't follow you down this bunny trail, cupcake. I'm sure you'll make some wiser judgment calls with which I'll be able to agree. You've done it before.
MK,
Don't worry. When discussing issues I always consider the source and give the comments and ideas appropriate weight.
I used to think you were more or or less a traditional Republican with a bit of the natural 9-11 concerns, but you are pretty much a hard core member of the perversion of the Party. Its too bad what you have all done to it.
Your whole attitude sucks, Ok--let them have their lawyer, got do that says it in the constitution and then hang them--does not really have any substantive importance.
And the whole immigration thing, it is not so much that you want border security--everyone but anarchists wants control of the borders. It is the obsession with it, and the mean hateful talk. Protecting American culture and all that crap. It has been a seamy side of Amrican politics from time to time since the 1820's and the politicans have always been able to play people like you on the very same nativist fears.
It is the attitude on all these things which I really find disturbing. It is just mean, and inconsistent with my vision and ideals of what is America.
~Becky
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